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This Sucks and You Don't Deserve It Card
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$5.00
Sometimes life hands you lemons. But, they're industrial-strength "lemons:" old, shriveled, bruised ones left in the fridge. Lemons that look a lot like an unexpected illness, a broken leg, or finding out your hot new fling voted for Jill Stein.
And you? You deserve fresh ones. Organic, too. Preferably, arranged in a decorative fruit bowl by someone who believes in artisanal produce.
This funny get well soon card is for that person in your life who's going through it right now. It says, "You deserve uninterrupted Netflix binges, only good hair days, and for your phone’s battery to never hover at 1% when you’re out." You know, but shorter.
Details —
Size: 5” × 7”
Inside: blank for your message
Paper: heavyweight matte (white)
Envelope: speckled kraft paper
A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of the illustrator's mom, Pam, the original PGC.
© Pretty Good Cards, LLC
Sometimes life hands you lemons. But, they're industrial-strength "lemons:" old, shriveled, bruised ones left in the fridge. Lemons that look a lot like an unexpected illness, a broken leg, or finding out your hot new fling voted for Jill Stein.
And you? You deserve fresh ones. Organic, too. Preferably, arranged in a decorative fruit bowl by someone who believes in artisanal produce.
This funny get well soon card is for that person in your life who's going through it right now. It says, "You deserve uninterrupted Netflix binges, only good hair days, and for your phone’s battery to never hover at 1% when you’re out." You know, but shorter.
Details —
Size: 5” × 7”
Inside: blank for your message
Paper: heavyweight matte (white)
Envelope: speckled kraft paper
A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of the illustrator's mom, Pam, the original PGC.
© Pretty Good Cards, LLC
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Regular price
$5.00
Sometimes life hands you lemons. But, they're industrial-strength "lemons:" old, shriveled, bruised ones left in the fridge. Lemons that look a lot like an unexpected illness, a broken leg, or finding out your hot new fling voted for Jill Stein.
And you? You deserve fresh ones. Organic, too. Preferably, arranged in a decorative fruit bowl by someone who believes in artisanal produce.
This funny get well soon card is for that person in your life who's going through it right now. It says, "You deserve uninterrupted Netflix binges, only good hair days, and for your phone’s battery to never hover at 1% when you’re out." You know, but shorter.
Details —
Size: 5” × 7”
Inside: blank for your message
Paper: heavyweight matte (white)
Envelope: speckled kraft paper
A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of the illustrator's mom, Pam, the original PGC.
© Pretty Good Cards, LLC
Sometimes life hands you lemons. But, they're industrial-strength "lemons:" old, shriveled, bruised ones left in the fridge. Lemons that look a lot like an unexpected illness, a broken leg, or finding out your hot new fling voted for Jill Stein.
And you? You deserve fresh ones. Organic, too. Preferably, arranged in a decorative fruit bowl by someone who believes in artisanal produce.
This funny get well soon card is for that person in your life who's going through it right now. It says, "You deserve uninterrupted Netflix binges, only good hair days, and for your phone’s battery to never hover at 1% when you’re out." You know, but shorter.
Details —
Size: 5” × 7”
Inside: blank for your message
Paper: heavyweight matte (white)
Envelope: speckled kraft paper
A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of the illustrator's mom, Pam, the original PGC.
© Pretty Good Cards, LLC